08 November 2011


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

aku forward teks ni kat zuel.... 
ini conversation kitorang dalam whatsapp :
zuel :
tapi diorang tak masukkan antivirus Solat 2012 untuk elakkan trojan.orangke3

aku :
huh! awak kena install...

zuel :
diorang still tinggal... OS wife cemana? dari girlfriend 2.0 ke wife 1.0? ade lagi ke wangian2.1 dan mekap2.2?

aku :
OS Wife1.0 bole running dengan smooth dan cun kalau disokong dengan applikasi maid.exe....
version paling cekai maid1.0 la... kalau ada maid1.0 bole la tambah mekap2.2 dan wangian 2.1
nak tambah canggih, install spaandbeauty5.0... nanti Wife1.0 lebih ringan, tak berat sangat....

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